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Remember, Klaatu died for your sins.
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DreamsphereINC Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Student General Artist
YOU AND YOUR FALSE GODS! The Flying Spaghetti Monster boiled for your sins, heathen! REPENT!
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UFOtestpilot Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
bunch of nuts you are . if you don't love God then go away and leave Christianity alone .why do you have to soil a beautiful sceen
Andy
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Xinthesis Featured By Owner May 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ha!
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Lingerer Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Funny, this is what I believe in..hehehe
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Josh-Finney Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
I'm an athiest, but I'll admit your belief is actually a lot more sensible than most sects of Christianity.
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MadRhapsody17 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2011  Student Writer
Brilliant! How smart are you, Josh? ;) :D
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Josh-Finney Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
How smart? Well, I partial to agree with your assessment of me, which is brilliant. :)
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MadRhapsody17 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Student Writer
Of course! ;) You are indeed a brilliant individual.
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davbla Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Not funny.
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Josh-Finney Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Would it make you feel any better if I tell you the little grey guy gets crucified come April?
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davbla Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Oh its not me you have to answer too.
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Gretchdragon Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I gotta ask: if the power that be that created us gave us a sense of humor, why did he BOTHER if HE doesn't find this kind of thing funny TOO?
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davbla Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Gods sense of humor is ironic, and at times silly, after all he created of the Platypus. But he is not a mocker.

In fact if you have the guts, do a word study on that word in the bible. He has some pretty harsh things to say about mockers.
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Gretchdragon Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Given that man was created in god's image, seems to me that mockery comes as part of the package.

The Bible has some pretty harsh words to say about a lot of stuff. And then it turns around and contradicts itself. Given all the pain and death and tragedy in the world today going completely ignored, I'd say a humorous card like this one is THE LEAST of any god's problems right now.
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Josh-Finney Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes.

-Gene Roddenberry
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MissNioniel Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
“Brace yourself, the area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive”

- Spock, Star Trek, episode #47 “The Immunity Syndrome”.

What a fuckhead. It's cool for them to harass the fuck out of you on your art, which no one is making them look at, but not cool for you to put said art out there in the world? Nice. Christians are always the best argument against Christianity.
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davbla Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
The offense I take is at the gesture the space-baby Jesus is making, mind you. Not the alien.
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Josh-Finney Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Take a closer look genius, he's got two fingers raised just like in the old renaissance paintings. Jeez, get over it you humorless twerp.
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davbla Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
I knew before having children that one day they would do something that was completely, comprehensibly, stupid. That at some point they would rebel against me, maybe even yell in my face that they hate me.

So I did my best to prepare to handle that time when it came. And as a result, we got though it, and my children are all the wiser for it.

God, created Man with free will. Unlike a parent he knew exactly what each and every one of us would do.

So he also prepared a plan to handle it when we fell from grace.

He sent his only begotten son to live among use, as one of us, suffering all the things we suffer, facing all the temptations we face, yet without sinning. He in all ways fulfilled the Law, and then laid down his life, suffering far worse that you or I have ever suffered, to be the propitiation (google it) for our sins.

This is what you are mocking. This is why its not funny.
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Josh-Finney Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
No. What I am mocking are fanatical Christians who've sucked all the fun out of Christmas. Seriously. You guys need to get over it and realize you don't own the holidays. Trees, mistletoe, gift giving, feasts, gathering with family, and all the other great traditions we celebrate in December started long before Christianity ever existed. And despite the millions of dollars Christians have spent on billboards and commercials proclaiming that "Jesus is the reason for the season" the truth is, Christ was NEVER the reason for most of the odd rituals we practice every December.

Now by seeing your rant above you clearly think I'm some ignorant fuck who knows nothing about your faith. If you'd read either of my books you'd know otherwise. Both theology and mythology factor largely in my work and is something I've studied extensively.

So I'll ask you this, is the god of your faith so small that he would be offended by what some smart ass atheist posts on Deviant Art?
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Rob-Caswell Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2011  Professional General Artist
Yeah, Josh - this is pretty insensitive to "Extraterrestial-Americans".
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NightPhoenixFire Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2011  Professional Artist
Hehehehe
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Rob-Cavanna Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011
nice! :laughing: my kind of Xmas sentiment.
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AdamWithers Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011  Professional Artist
I feel like I would enjoy this more if I didn't have so many engrams clogging my reactive mind. Once I become more certain of my reality as a Thetan, I'm sure I'll laugh more. Or cry more. But they will be joyful tears of an improved ARC level.

...Or something.
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Rob-Caswell Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011  Professional General Artist
LOL! Yeah... it'd be cool to pop Michael Rennie in the manger, but the grey makes a broader (non-fan-specific) point. Good stuff!!! :D
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Josh-Finney Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Heh. Thanks! Yeah, I was pretty sure most of the people I'm sending this card to wouldn't recognized ol' Michael Rennie. But glad you like it!
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Rob-Caswell Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2011  Professional General Artist
You need more *educated watchers! ;)


*err... "educated"=spending long Saturday afternoons in their teenage years watching sci-fi and B-movie cinema on TV...
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BETA368 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011
Ha! Good one.
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lethe-gray Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I fucking love you.
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Josh-Finney Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
:)
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N370R0 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2011
shall we do it? :iconyaranaikaplz:
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Josh-Finney Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Do what?
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Angel0626 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2011  Professional Photographer
Brilliant! :worship: :giggle:
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Josh-Finney Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Hehehehehe. I aim to please. This is actually the Christmas card I'm sending around this year.
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Angel0626 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Professional Photographer
I hope Im on the mailing list! hehehe Have a great week love! :hug:
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